Sunday, September 16, 2007
Wow what a weekend
Sunday, September 09, 2007
The 50 worst cars of all time and the Bears lose their first game

I will never buy another piece of junk car like that ever again.
Signed Tim "I drive a Dodge Ram 1500 Truck" Crippen
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Enjoying my sick day
signed
Tim "enjoying my sick day" Crippen
Thursday, August 23, 2007
The side of Jay Leno you don't see


"The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year? Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state? Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter? I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital. Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of tra ined firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your belongings. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes , an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of teenagers own cell phones and computers. How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world? Maybe that is what has 67 percent of you folks unhappy. Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disda in for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have , and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here. I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks? The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad? Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the "Media" told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day. Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go. They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig. So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans? Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it <>bleeds it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells , and when criticized, try to defend their actions by "justifying" them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane! Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country. There is exponentially more good than bad. We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times a day, or at least be than kful and appreciative." "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" Jay Leno
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Happy One Year Anniversary on the Blog
Signed
Tim "birthday blog boy" Crippen
Sunday, August 05, 2007
A wedding, an old friend and Barroids all rolled into one.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Last Day at The K
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Michael Winslow the man of 1000 voices
Signed
Tim "somewhat funny guy" Crippen
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Freedom of Speech
Signed
Tim "here's your sign" Crippen
Friday, July 13, 2007
Sometimes I don't understand
Signed
Tim "Sometimes I don't understand" Crippen
PS: Update on the purple bracelet.....Trying not to complain for 21 consecutive days is not easy. The longest I have gone has been eight days.....Right now currently I'm on Day four
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Get over it
signed
Tim "hope everybody had a wonderful fourth of july" Crippen
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
The Top ten sporting events you must see before you die
#100 Go see Harlem Globetrotters game
#62 Midnight madness at a KU basketball game
#22 Cubs game at wringley field
#35 Opening Day in Baseball
Now here are the ones that I kind of wonder are really sports
#98 Calveras county California Frog jumping jubilee....where wine tasting and 2,000 frogs are involved.
#94 the Hot dog eating championships at coney island on the fourth of July....can anybody say disgusting
#90 The show me state games in Columbia, Mo in July.......this is where 30,000 average joe missourians compete in summer games ages range from 3 to 83. I would like to participate in this, but I feel like I would get embarass by a guy in his 50's if I were running the 100m dash.
#65 The wife carrying championships in Sonka jarvi, Finland......I have seen this event on TV before and it's funny.
#47 Running of the bulls ......Pamplona, spain ........Now, my brother has done this and you have to be very careful on the cobble streets. At least he did this event before he got married.
Now Caple's 10
1. Summer Olympics
2.World Cup soccer
3.Winter Olympics
4.world series
5.NCAA subregional baskeball championships
6Spring training
7. NFL Conference championships
8. The Masters
9.Wimbledon
10. Tour de France during the mountain stage
Tim Dawg's top ten ...........the number in parethesis is where caple put it.
1.Hall of Fame Induction in Cooperstown (16)
2.World Series (4)
3.Field of Dreams in Dyersville, Iowa (74)
4. SuperBowl (not even numbered, in fact caple put it at 10 things to avoid)
5Indy 500 (33)
6.Kentucky Derby (32)
7.The masters (8)
8. Visiting Fenway Park (not numbered but should be)
9.Wimbledon (9) If anything just for strawberries and cream
10.Big 12 tournament (only if it's K.C. and was not listed)
Honarable Mention
The Prefontaine Classic (70) Where some of best runners compete
Signed
Tim "that's my list and I'm sticking to it" Crippen
Monday, June 25, 2007
My Brother's Wedding and more fun stuff

Monday, June 18, 2007
Thoroughly Modern Millie
Signed
Tim "Raspberries" Crippen
Thursday, June 07, 2007
A tribute to a TV legend


Thursday, May 31, 2007
One step in the right direction
Signed
Tim "Thank You Jesus and Yippee" Crippen
Monday, May 28, 2007
An ode to the New York Yankees 2007 season
The yankees, the yankees it must be true. Your 13.5 behind Boston and your feeling the blues. Even with a team payroll of 195 million all in your stock. Your still behind the Boston Red Sox. With batters like Jeter, A-Rod, and Giambi that were suppose to be big hits. This season it has been more like swing and a miss. George Steinbrenner is angry that his team isn't winning. So, he goes and spends more money to do some problem solving. Sure, he can fire Brian Cashman the GM and the manager Joe Torre if he wants too. But why do that when The Boss know that after the season's over he'll be seeing them at the McDonalds drive thru. The Yankees were happy when they signed Roger Clemens to be their savior. Even Jesus Christ laughs at this and says "I'm not doing your team any favors." The season is still young and this team can make up some ground, but their pitching staff is so bad their nowhere to be found. This team is too good to sit back and just be rolled over. Hey, Yankees don't worry here in Kansas City we know what it's like not to be playing in October.
Signed Tim "the yankees are dead" Crippen
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Advertising, promotional giveaways, and supporting charities (the funny side of baseball)
This Friday the Devil Rays are promoting Legends of Wrestling Night where famous wrestlers from the WWF past will wrestle after the game. This probably would have been cool if I was back in the fifth grade. I'll take Fireworks Friday anytime thank you very much. The Milwaukee Brewers earlier this month had Free prostate cancer screenings.....if you get your screening you will receive two tickets for a future brewers game. Look, I'm all for screening cancer, but why not do it at a doctor's office instead of mobile unit outside of the stadium. You must desparately want tickets if you want to bend over for Dr. Jellyfinger.
Speaking of prostate cancer, MLB is celebrating prostate cancer awareness on Father Day's. Now last weekend, MLB did the same thing on Mother's Day for Breast Cancer awareness. Don't get me wrong....I'm all for supporting charities whether it be a ribbon, a patch or a pin. When MLB starts using pink bats it messes up the game. I can only imagine what they'll do on Father's Day eithier using blue bats or blue baseballs.
Finally my last gripe of the day is the advertising. I know teams need to sell advertising to make money and all, but when you read a story like I read today about how Fenway Park which is known for their left field wall "The green monster". Anyway, their thinking of selling advertisemnet on that wall. There are some things that are sacred in baseball .....the green monster and the ivy in wringley field is another. However, if they decided to have adverstisements on these spots..... I would suggest the following....For the ivy Ivy's Italian garden resteraunt and the green monster would only be fitting if they put a green monster energy drink can.
Signed
Tim "just keep baseball simple stupid" Crippen
Monday, May 14, 2007
Movie Fans will eithier love this website or hate it.

Friday, May 11, 2007
A boy named Johnnie
Johnnie thought I have heard of church, but during his entire life with his family or his first foster parents never took him to church ever. It was this foster mother who had believed in Johnnie that he needed Christ in his life. Since that moment, Johnnie has been attending church on a regular basis, he got his G.E.D. last July, he will be going to community college this fall to study music and he hopes one day he will become a music teacher. Then this past month he has also reuntied with mother since she got out prison both of them realizing they made mistakes. How do I know this Johnnie? Well to protect the innocent I won't use his last name but Johnnie was working with me at concession stands at Kaufman Stadium yesterday and he wanted me to share this story with you about perservance and struggle.
Signed
Tim "way to go johnnie" Crippen
Saturday, May 05, 2007
My Sonic moment and the RRFB concert
Now, the Robert Randolph and the Family Band concert last night at the Crossroads in the Art district area was pretty awesome. No rain, cypress mulch was used for the ground instead of the hard pavement and the bbq pork pulled sandwiches were great. My cousin Jeffrey and I had a wonderful time being practically in the front row. Then afterwards we spotted Jason Crosby, the organist of the band and he signed my CD. I was about ready to leave when Robert Randolph came off his tour bus and he signed my CD as well and we even got to talk to him for about of couple of minutes. We both got to shake his hand and thought what great guy to talk too. I just like to say to say thanks to Robert Randolph and his band for putting on a really good show last night. It was worth the $26.00.

Signed
Tim "RRFB fan" Crippen
PS: Pray for the people of Greensburg, KS as that town is trying to recover after deadly F5 tornado destroying nearly the entire town.
Friday, April 27, 2007
My three new girlfriends...I wish
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Conversations at the Ballpark
Little Girl probably about 5-6 years old
"Daddy, why do they call it the 7th inning stretch?"
Guy on his cell phone
"Tina, why are you breaking up with me"?
Red Sox fan that probably had one too many and then falls over
"Hey, look everbody I can touch my nose and balance myself...whoa here I go"
Little Boy 7-8 years old
"Dad, can we go home? It's 8:30 and I'm cold and wet!
But my favorite of all was last night during T-shirt tuesday giveaway, when two teenage girls said this " With this t-shirt so big we can probably both fit in it." They tried it and they both got stuck for a brief moment. Oh, if only I had a camera.
I know this looks and sounds juvenile, but here's my advice keep your tone very low on your conversations. Advice to myself I really don't need to listen to it, but some of this stuff makes for great funny material.
Signed
Tim "new student of Financial Peace University" Crippen
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
God Bless VT
God Bless
VT
Signed
Tim "Hoakie Pride" Crippen
Thursday, April 12, 2007
This Tax would never work in Kansas City
Experts said that between 50 and 100 grams of CO2, a so-called greenhouse gas, is emitted during barbequing. Beginning June 2007, residents of Wallonia will have to pay 20 euros for a grilling session.
The local authorities plan to monitor compliance with the new tax legislation from helicopters, whose thermal sensors will detect burning grills.
Scientists believe CO2 emissions are a major cause of global warming.
Look, people already know my stand on global warming, but to have big brother look after you in a helicopter is bit much. If they ever started this in K.C. with helicopters buzzing around, I would spell the "Leave me alone" with a bunch of K.C. Strips.
Monday, April 09, 2007
RRFB coming to K.C.



Friday, April 06, 2007
An Interesting Time Magazine Cover
The National Council on Bible Curriculum for Public Schools found a way to create the Bible Literacy Project to be able to teach the Bilbe that is not only constitutional abiding , but also it was supported by Evangelicals, the Jewish committee, the Islamic Education and this one surprise me the most a liberal watchdog group the people for the American Way. The Bible is used in lot of history from Licolon's second inagural address to Martin Luther King's "I have dream speech" too even some literature like "The old man and the Sea" (A very excellent book, I might add).
But as always the people for separation of church and state have said what about the negative uses for the Bible. Negative uses? Please give me five negative uses for the Bible. Anyway, the way I look at it is that some of our students are so Bible illiterate it's not even funny, but I'm glad to see that some courses are being taught and that there is starting to be a change in the public school system.
Signed
Tim "I wish I had this course when I was in high School" Crippen
Monday, April 02, 2007
Opening Day
At 6:49 am I got up, had my breakfast, watch a little morning news and shower.
9:02 Am I leave for the ballpark
9:54 Am I arrive with some enthusiam
10:40 Am get your assignment (Your assignment should you accept it is to feed humgry royals fans)
10:43 am I get a blue shirt and nice freaking apron
10:49 Am I arrive at field level 034 (near the section of 132)
10:52 Am I work on the nachos. (there is actually and art form to this)
Around 11:30 I start packing the hot dogs ( While doing this I said the phrase "Why aren't you going down in the other end" this phrase is referring to wrapping the hot dogs but still not as funny as Adam Sandler's phrase in Happy Gilmore "Why aren't you going in the Hole")
By 2:30 P.m. My feet are really starting to get sore
At 3:10 The first pitch begins
At 5:15 I see Tim James waiting in line for food.....It was great to see you Tim too bad I couldn't have talk to you longer
At 6:05 The Royals win 7-1 over Boston Red Sox yeah were 1-0 on the record
6:35 Pm. Call it day
Around 7:00 went back to my truck to get my baseball
At 7:15 Alex Gordon signed my baseball...that right there was cherry on top of a great day.
At 10:08 P.m I will finish up this blog
Signed
Tim "Extreme tired Royals fan" Crippen
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Monday, March 26, 2007
A new J.R.R. tolkien book
Signed
Tim "Gimley" Crippen
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Where's my thrill?
Update: I have ordered the purple complaint free bracelets and they should be in sometime within the next two or three weeks. I did get an email from Rev. who started this and his idea will be shown on Oprah this Tuesday.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Inheriting a new sister in law
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Let the Madness begin
Signed
Tim "K-State should be in the tournament" Crippen
Thursday, March 08, 2007
THE no complaint bracelet and the sweet sound of "Amazing Grace"!!

This all started by Christ Church Unity of Kansas City, MO by the Rev. Will Bowen
He said churchgoers were griping mainly about trivial things, such as the choice of hymns at the Sunday service or the informal dress code at the church’s Saturday night worship.
And so he asked his flock to take a pledge: to swear off complaining, criticizing, gossiping or using sarcasm for 21 days. The Rev. Bowen said the inspiration for the no-complaints campaign came to him while taking a shower. And now, the idea has begun to spread far beyond middle America.
People who join in are issued little purple bracelets as a reminder of their pledge. If they catch themselves complaining, they’re supposed to take off the bracelet, switch it to the opposite wrist and start counting the days from scratch.
Here are the suggested rules:
1. Begin to wear the bracelet, on either wrist
2. When you catch yourself complaining, gossiping or criticizing (it’s ok, everyone does) move the bracelet to the other arm and begin again.
3. If you hear someone else who is wearing a bracelet complain, you may point out their need to switch the bracelet to the other arm; BUT if you’re going to do this, you must move your bracelet first!
4. Stay with it. It may take many months but when you reach 21 days you will find that your entire life is happier, more loving, more positive and more abundant.
Well, I think we should add one more of God's Commandments "Thou shall not whine". If it works for some people great! I be willing to try it, but I would need someone accountable for this....to find the free bracelets go to www.ccunitykc.org.
Now, Amazing Grace......one of the best films I've seen so far this year. It takes place in the 18th century england as William Wilberforce maneuvers his way through Parliament endeavoring to end slavery in the empire. All the actors and actress did very good jobs, but the one that stole the show was Albert Finney who is best known for playing Ebenezer Scrooge or the Older Ed Bloom in "Big Fish" . Plays the preacher John Newton who wrote the song Amazing Grace. The ending, without giving it away, was also one of the best too.....watching it reminded me of my grandmother. If you get a chance to see it.....I highly recommend it.
Signed
Tim " I'm really tired right now" Crippen
Friday, March 02, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Scientists their at it again......also a record selling card
As a baseball card collector I wish I had this particular card in my collection. Yesterday, a Southern California auction sold a 1909 rare Honus Wagner Tobacco Card for 2.3 million dollars. This card is known by collectors as "The Holy Grail" of all cards. It is rare because they are only 60 available around the world. Plus, Honus wagner ask tobacco company stop using his image because he didn't want promote smoking to kids. Hmmm.......I wonder what I can get for my 1962 Mickey mantle and my 1975 George Brett Rookie Card?
Signed Tim "baseball collector " Crippen
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
Why it is so hard to get back into broadcasting?
I did give my two weeks notice to them and a lot of my co-workers were kind of wondering if they was anything that could change my mind and stayed.....I told them the damage was already done. If there was anything that I would have changed is that I should have expressed my feelings to the Production Manager and told him my problems instead of being so silent and acting to much like whining little kid. I know that I can't change the past, but I can certainly try to do something about my future. So, why is so hard to get back into the business? Well, there are a number of factors. One, most of the equipment that I edit was analog. Now, it has gone digital. Two, college graduates you see more of them coming out and some of them will be getting their first taste of the business. Three, the positions that you are qualified for are few and far between. Most of these positions are usually part-time. Your drive.......ask yourself this question "How bad do you want it?" Then, finally ask the Lord this one important question "Lord is this where you really want me in my life?"
I normally don't usually put myself out like this especially in my blog, but this has been on my mind for a long time and I had to get it out.
Signed
Tim "pondering many questions" Crippen
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Wow what a dinner
Signed
Tim "giving away prizes" Crippen
PS: If anybody has pictures of last night's event.....send them to me and I will post them on my blog.
Friday, February 09, 2007
Global warming.....what global warming?
You are probably wondering what this picture above is? Well, to tell you the truth this is Denver International Airport about two months ago when they had that blizzard. I put this as reminder that it is still winter and yet for some reason today I saw someone walking in shorts??? I know I'm guilty of it too, but at least at certain point I do put jeans on.Today was one of those days I was listening to the radio when I heard this scientist wacko talking about global warming and how the ice caps in the North Pole are melting. He was also saying that the San Fransico airport will be flooded by 2035 or 2040.....I don't remember which year cause I nearly choked on a turkey sandwich. Look, I know we all have our opinions on this issue and before you think I'm anti-environment I'm not. Sure, I would like to use alternative fuels to save earth as well as my pocketbook. I recycle newspapers and aluminum cans. I think people do pitch in......it's just that when these scientists go off the extreme end that's when I think these people need to get challenged.
If I learned anything in science while I was in grade school is that there is a scientific method. The steps are as followed Observation, question, hypothesis, experiment, and results. Somewhere down the line these environmental pukes didn't do enough experimenting. They probably did some small experimenting procedures in the North Pole and said it's all due Global Warming. Well, how do we know that...should we just trust you at face value? I'll admit I don't know if there is a global warming problem, but I do know that the San Fransico airport is not going to flood, we have record cold temparutures in the country, we have snow that is over eight feet in upstate New York. Then if anything could be funnier is that a few months back former vice president Al Gore goes on the Oprah Show (I don't watch Oprah I just heard a radio clip) and explains what will happen if we keep this up. Then at the end of the show Oprah tells Al Gore, "thank you Al for being our Noah." Thank you for being our Noah? I know Noah was warning people about a flood, but didn't God tell Noah first. My point is simple we just need to enjoy what God has created for us and not go into a panic mode that earth is going to hell and handbasket.

Signed
Tim " I'm still upset about the Bears losing" Crippen
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Sad Day in Bears land
Signed,
Tim "sad Bears fan" Crippen


